Maggie: Dad, why do I have hair in my nose?
Dad: It catches the dirt in the air, and the germs, and makes boogers.
Maggie: Why do I need boogers? Can't I cut out all my nose hair?
Dad: No, you can't cut out your nose hair. You need it to filter out all the dust so you don't get sick.
Maggie: What does 'filter' mean?
Dad: It's like when you fart in the shower, and it stinks super bad. That's because you don't have your undies on to filter out the smell.
Maggie: OH! Okay. Thanks dad.
Yep, of all the ways to describe what 'filter' means, it instinctively goes to potty humor. So just be forewarned if you ever come to dinner at our house.
Happy Friday!
7 comments:
hahahaha. I just laughed out loud at this one. I love that she knew EXACTLY what he was talking about too. haha.
Super funny dinner conversation. I'm thinking that would never have happened at the dinner table when I was a kid. Ha Ha.
I want to come to dinner!!!
How was your fudge? I hope the recipe wasn't too difficult.
That is hilarious!! I really needed a good laugh!
What would dinner be without a little potty humor?
seriously? filters are the least of my worries during dinner at YOUR house. can you please try to contain your family, i mean husband??
Hil.ar.i.ous!!
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