Yesterday we went to the pool. It has a water slide. I decided to be brave and try the slide. So I climbed the bajillion steps to the top, and watched my 7 year old nephew hurl himself down said slide. I got up my courage, and realized I really had to pee. After a couple of kids, it's hard to hold it, you know? So it was my turn. I sat myself down, pushed off, and peed my way all the way down the slide.
Yep, I did.
I totally couldn't help it. I need to do more kegels, I guess.
So you might want to rethink the whole going down the water slide thing if you're ever in line behind me. Don't say you haven't been warned.