Monday, July 21, 2008

Things That Must Go {Episode 1}

  • Tip jars at the drive-thru of creepy Mexican fast food places. I'm not tipping you for doing your job properly, thankyouverymuch.
  • Toothless renegades that can't make eye contact while counting back your change at the Dollar Store.
  • Squeaky movie theater chairs. Twice now I've had to remain virtually motionless during a movie. It's very exhausting.

That is all. Stay tuned, because I think of these things during the day, but then as soon as I sit to write them down, I get UHHHHH, confused.

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