Things That Must Go {Episode 2}

• Toilet paper on rolls so tight, you can only get off 1 square at a time. By the time I have an adequate handful, I've drip dried sufficiently.
  
• White sunglasses on men. This is a la Meg, because I'm definitely not that fashion minded.
  
• WiFi that takes an eternity and 4000 steps to hook up to. Really, if I have to reprogram my entire hard drive, give blood, and hop backwards at sunset to surf your free internet, I'm just not that interested.