Yesterday we went to the pool. It has a water slide. I decided to be brave and try the slide. So I climbed the bajillion steps to the top, and watched my 7 year old nephew hurl himself down said slide. I got up my courage, and realized I really had to pee. After a couple of kids, it's hard to hold it, you know? So it was my turn. I sat myself down, pushed off, and peed my way all the way down the slide.
Yep, I did.
I totally couldn't help it. I need to do more kegels, I guess.
So you might want to rethink the whole going down the water slide thing if you're ever in line behind me. Don't say you haven't been warned.
Happy Friday!
10 comments:
Um, remind me never to ever go swimming with you, ever.
what is it Noordas?! Your nephew threw up at that pool, too I believe!!
Urine is sterile.
then again he throws up everywhere
But he has good aim.
Very Hilarious!! Please, who hasn't peed in a swimming pool?
I guess at least you were able to wait till you were in the slide versus peeing down your leg in line and blaming it on a dripping wet suit. ;)
At least you were warm :o)
You would. Just to have a post for Friday. I won't feel bad you are still having fun for Friday's there. YOU ARE GROSS! Now I know why the wave pool was always warm!!! eww.
I think I know what pool you're talking about and I will avoid it for a while--BTW they had to close that pool a few weeks ago because some child didn't make it to the bathroom--and I don't mean pee:)
I always thought that peeing in the slide was just common etiquette.
Yes that is the pool that Eli puked in! And he is a good aim! Thanks, Clisty for reminding us! It sounds like Keli is a good aim too, all the way down the slide.
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