You know you're old when you can drive around all day without the radio on.
You know you're a cool mom when your reputation as a bitch precedes you.
You know you're white trash when you wish your cheek cavities were bigger to hold more sunflower seeds.
You know you have good kids when they make the right decision, and tell you how good they feel about it.
Ahh, being a bitchy old white trash mom does have it's benefits.
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